Sunday, July 29, 2012

THIS AD TAKEN FROM CRAIG'S LIST

FIFTY YEAR OLD MANURE    SPREADER - $1 ( WASHINGTON , DC )

Fifty-year old manure    spreader. Not sure of brand. Said to
have been produced in Kenya . Used for  a few years in Indonesia
before being smuggled into the US via Hawaii .

Of  questionable pedigree. Does not appear to have ever been worked
hard.   Apparently, it was pampered by various owners over the years.
It doesn't  work very often, but when it does it can sling s--t for
amazing distances.   

I am hoping to retire the manure spreader this November.
I really don't  want it hanging around getting in the way.
I would prefer a foreign buyer  to relocate the manure spreader out
of the country.

I would be willing to trade it for a nicely framed copy of the United States Constitution.

Location:  Currently being  stored in a big white house in Washington , D.C.

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